Monday, 21 September 2009

Stuff White People Like But This Brown Man Can't Stand #2: Snuggies

A Snuggie fashion show? What's next? A line of pencil skirts made out of ShamWow towels?
WTF, white folks? Snuggies make you look like creepy members of the world's wussiest cult or the Polyphonic Spree.

When it gets cold indoors, there's a far less idiotic-looking piece of clothing I prefer to put on. It's called a sweater.

Snuggie is a ridiculous product name too. It doesn't belong on a garment that's so dorky and white. Snuggie's more like a name for a pimp ("Bitch betta have Snuggie's money or Snuggie's gonna cut somebody!").

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