Celebrating the main titles and opening themes from mystery/crime TV shows ...
"When a case proves too baffling for the minds of Interpol, they turn to the talents of Department S." British spy-fi series Department S (ATV, 1969-70) featured a trio of operatives who solved mysteries too perplexing for normal law enforcement agencies. The series starred Peter Wyngarde, Joel Fabiani, Rosemary Nicols, with Dennis Alaba Peters.
The next season the Wyngarde character got his own spin-off, Jason King (ATV, 1971-72). In the new series, King -- a "dilettante dandy and author" -- left Dept. S to concentrate on his career writing adventure novels.
The Department S theme is credited to composer Edwin Astley (The Baron, The Saint). The Jason King theme is credited to Laurie Johnson (The Avengers, The Professionals).
Department S Intro
Jason King TV intro theme
More TV Main Titles:
Rock out with MANNIX!
Mystery TV Themes: MANNIX
Mystery TV Themes: THE BARON (1966)
Mystery TV Themes: THE SAINT
Opening Theme: THE PERSUADERS
TV Themes: THE AVENGERS w/ THE NEW AVENGERS
Opening Theme: THE PROFESSIONALS
Opening Theme: HAMISH MACBETH
Opening Theme: IT TAKES A THIEF
Mystery TV Themes: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
TV Themes: CHECKMATE
Mystery TV Themes: GET SMART
Crime TV Themes: S.W.A.T.
Opening Theme: BARNABY JONES
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Pre-Dawn Ramblings of a Treadle-Owning Insomniac
Grant me this: I work fast.
Meet the newest member of the family: my 1920 Singer 66 "red eye" treadle sewing machine!
This little beauty was being sold by a young Parsons grad named Tomoko who lives right around the corner from me in a four-story walk-up -- fortunately on one of the lower floors! She'd bought the machine at an antiques store and never used it for anything other than as a computer table (no reflection on Parsons, I'm sure...). She's about to sublet her apartment to a friend and wanted to clear some things out first -- the treadle/glorified Macbook stand included.
After scoping out the machine carefully at Tomoko's apartment and taking a few pictures, I returned home, discussed the matter with Michael, dumped it on you guys, and made my decision. Then I went back to Tomoko's -- after a quick visit to the ATM of course -- paid for it, unscrewed the machine from the table and carried it home.
In the late afternoon, Michael and I returned to pick up the table which, while not heavy without the machine in it, was a little awkward to move. Luckily we didn't have far to go: literally around the corner.
This is the machine itself without any cleaning at all. Not bad, huh?
Tomoko was originally asking $250 (on Craigslist) but was willing to go with $200. Still high, some might say. But since I don't own a car, anything more than a block or two's distance would have required a car rental -- with all the cost of time and money involved -- or arranging to have it delivered (ditto).
Did I mention that Tomoko lived around the corner? What are the odds? Around the corner.
Factoring all of this in, I decided to go with it, especially because the sewing machine itself was in good shape and had the drop-in bobbin as opposed to the older, more cumbersome shuttle. The table could use some some minor cosmetic help, but who couldn't? Mostly things like water rings. Heloise, some helpful hints, please.
I still need to buy the belt for it; I may be able to find that locally or I can order one online -- they're inexpensive. But I've oiled both the machine and the treadle and both work smoothly. So quiet!
Poking around inside I found about what you'd expect from a machine that probably hasn't been used in seventy years:
A Singer bobbin with old, discolored thread:
Lots of fuzz:
Some crud.
Nothing too bad, however.
Most importantly, she sews -- cotton...
...and leather:
There's still some fine tuning to do, but the essentials are all there.
She's much daintier than I'd imagined: about the size of a child's desk and with the lacy wrought-iron stand, not bulky at all. I just love the way she looks!
Meanwhile, a rather ugly rumor has been circulating in the sewing blogosphere, to the effect that this whole treadle drama (all 48 hours of it, hello) has been merely a ruse to put off Michael's suit project just a little bit longer:
First I said I was going to sew it before my August vacation, but suddenly I had to tackle my Burda A-line dress muslin. Then I was going to do it first thing after vacation, but no, suddenly I had to go searching for a treadle sewing machine and now that needs to be fixed up. And then I have to sew the Burda dress in the Liberty fabric and have Cathy model it, which means the suit is not going to be ready for Michael's mother's seventieth birthday family portrait in late September. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, an imminent thirtieth high school reunion, followed by my brother's wedding in November, etc., etc.
Let me put an end to these rumors, which obviously have been started by one of my bitter rivals and I have many. Life happens, OK? You just can't choose how things are gonna play out. I said I'd make Michael the suit and I will make Michael the suit. I bought the hair canvas, didn't I? (The things I have to put up with...)
Guys, I'm starting to fade and I wasn't all that vivid to begin with.
On a serious note, a big shout out and muchos hugs to frequent commenter and all-around funny-girl/sewing genius, Debbie of Stitches and Seams, whose eldest son is shipping out today to U.S. Marine Corps boot camp -- eight months earlier than expected!
Now I don't have any children as you know, but I do have two chihuahuas, and the idea of sending either of them off to boot camp...well, just tell me where to sign.
Kidding aside, while Debbie and I have had our differences, most recently over a bottle of Hidden Valley Spicy Ranch salad dressing (on quesadillas?) I wish her all the best on what's sure to be a tough day for any mother. I have a mother myself with whom I pathologically over-identify so I can imagine the emotions. Hang in there, Debbie!
Kids, I think it's time for this little treadle-owner to close the proverbial table top and return to the sleeping chamber -- otherwise known as the chihuahua kennel. (Whoa, not a pretty sentence.)
Thank you all so much for your many wonderful comments of support yesterday. You guys crack me up -- in a good way!
So, who wants to try my treadle? Don't all shout at once!
Monday, 30 August 2010
Five killer samples that most people didn't know originated from film score music
Cee-Lo recently dropped his new single "Fuck You" on the Internet, and the delightfully profane break-up anthem, which originated from a song idea that Bruno Mars and Philip Lawrence of "Nothin' on You" fame pitched to Cee-Lo, has become a viral sensation. Before "Fuck You" (which has spawned a lame radio edit called "Forget You"), the Gnarls Barkley singer and former Goodie Mob MC's most popular track was his 2006 Gnarls hit "Crazy." Even though I got sick of hearing "Crazy" all over the place back in '06, I loved how Danger Mouse, the beatmaker half of Gnarls, sampled an obscure spaghetti western score during "Crazy." Not many people knew that the catchy bass line and strings were copped from Gianfranco Reverberi's "Nel Cimitero di Tucson," a score cue from 1968's Preparati la bara!, a.k.a. Viva Django. Here are five other killer samples that many listeners--including myself in some instances--didn't know came from film score music.
1. Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind" drum break, 2009 (from Isaac Hayes' "Breakthrough" from Truck Turner, 1974) [WhoSampled comparison page]
The opening drum solo in "Breakthrough" is the Betty White of drum breaks: old and ubiquitous but reliable and entertaining every time. H.O.V.A.'s biggest hit of his career is the latest of many joints to sample "Breakthrough," an instrumental you can now check out during the daily "Assorted Fistful" block on A Fistful of Soundtracks.
2. Sneaker Pimps' "6 Underground" harp melody, 1996 (from John Barry's "Golden Girl" from Goldfinger, 1964) [WhoSampled comparison page]
If you were in college in the late '90s, you probably made out to "6 Underground." Did you know you were actually making out to the music from the dead-naked-chick-covered-in-gold-paint scene from Goldfinger?
3. Cibo Matto's "Sugar Water" wordless melody, 1996 (from Ennio Morricone's "Sospesi Nel Cielo" from Malamondo, 1964) [WhoSampled comparison page]
One of my favorite videos from the '90s is the Michel Gondry-directed video for "Sugar Water" (a.k.a. the song that soundtracked Buffy's sexy dance with Xander during her "Joan Collins 'tude" phase). My recent discovery that the duo sampled Morricone's Malamondo score made me love "Sugar Water" even more.
4. Ghostface Killah's "Alex (Stolen Script)" bass line and strings, 2006 (from Henry Mancini's Thief Who Came to Dinner theme, 1973) [WhoSampled comparison page]
MF Doom's sense of humor really comes through in his choice of the theme from the Ryan O'Neal/Jacqueline Bisset caper movie The Thief Who Came to Dinner (when's Warner Archives going to release that flick?) for Ghostface's How to Make It in America-esque tale of a Hollywood thief who comes to dinner--or to be more exact, a P.F. Chang's pitch meeting with the song's title hustler, who's pitching to him the script for Jamie Foxx's Ray biopic--and proceeds to steal Alex's copy of the Ray script. As music critic Jeff Weiss once wrote about this Ghostface chune, "Aspiring MC's should study this like the Rosetta Stone."
5. Wu-Tang Clan's "Rushing Elephants" brass riffs, 2007 (from Morricone's "Marche en La" from Espion, lève-toi, 1982) [WhoSampled comparison page]
My favorite film composer and my favorite experts on martial arts cinema "unite."
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Treadle Sewing Machines: Yea or Nay?
Dear Hearts and Gentle Lurkers, I have a new obsession: treadle sewing machines. I just checked this machine out this morning. It is ONE BLOCK FROM MY APARTMENT. I found it on Craigslist. According to the serial number, it was manufactured on April 28, 1920. Ninety years old!
The seller was asking $250 but will take $200. Yes? No? The hand wheel turns smoothly as does the treadle. It will need a belt. It takes regular drop-in Singer bobbins.
I hate to dump this topic on you so early in the week but I need to know.
I'm not sure how this treadle meme got planted in my brain. I saw two for sale when I went to the Chelsea flea market with my sewing machine-enabler friend, Johanna, a few weeks ago.
And then I read Through the Eye of a Needle, as I mentioned yesterday, in which treadles are a major theme.
I know I don't want one as old as the one above; in fact I'd prefer one with a Singer 15, which do exist apparently, albeit in less lovely treadle tables.
Oh, the stress of it all!
You know, sometimes I do wonder if maybe I am a bit of a drama-- no, I won't say it. Some of you know what I'm suggesting and the rest of you, well, no matter. But do you ever wonder if you don't actually invite drama into your lives; like when things are going just fine and dandy life feels a little....boring?
And speaking of drama -- LOOK what was sitting in my mailbox upon my return from rain-soaked Provincetown on Saturday:
Readers, I know it doesn't seem possible that someone with as dewy-fresh a complexion as mine could be facing his THIRTIETH (not thirteenth, my dears, thirtieth) high school reunion, but I recently looked at my passport and the dates do indeed line up.
And here I am in 1979 at seventeen and my oomphiest.
I don't know where to start: What should I wear? Should I sew it myself? Should I invite Cathy?
And WHO holds their high school reunion at the Waldorf Astoria? Shouldn't this take place at the Econolodge on Rte. 17 or the high school gym or something? This is not just fancy, it's fancy-shmancy, and I know most of you recognize the difference. I guess since I'm not on the reunion committee I really have no right to complain though.
Long-time readers will remember that I have already attended a thirtieth high school reunion, only not my own, as the guest of an old (well, my age) elementary school friend, Amy. So I should feel well prepared, right? But I don't.
What do you think? Obviously I have to go -- if only to experience cocktails and dinner at the Waldorf, not exactly my usual hang-out. If I thought I might run into Ginger Rogers and Walter Pidgeon having a "week-end" there I might be more excited.
In closing, three questions:
1. Is a treadle sewing machine worth getting now or should I wait until after the Peak Oil apocalypse? Do you own a treadle? If you do, is it hard work to pump it? Is it fun/reliable? Should I buy the one pictured up top?
2. What should I wear to my thirtieth high school reunion? (It''s October 2nd, right around the corner)
3. Finally, do you think I'm a drama _________? (rhymes with clean). And if yes, doesn't that actually make for better blogging, when you think about it? Do any of you identify as such?
Be kind!
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Vacation, schmacation - Peter Comes Home
Friends, it is good to be home. Oh, not Manhattan (though that's nice too) -- I mean here with you at Male Pattern Boldness!
Let's face it: my life as a blogging male home sewist is a lot more glamorous than my real life, where -- I can conceal it no longer -- I am actually Gertie's book agent.
By the way, there is a strong possibility that MPB is going to be turned into a Lifetime movie-of-the-week. OK, would you believe a slight possibility?
A dim possibility?
I'm pushing for a fantastic all-star cast, headed by Jason Batemen in the role of Yours Truly and sister Justine as cousin Cathy. If they're not available I'll settle for Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Tiffani Thiessen or just Mario Lopez in a dazzling dual-role star turn -- a shoe-in for an Emmy nomination!
I welcome your suggestions and/or contacts as it really helps to get a commitment from a star first, or so I've heard.
Oh, and do you read In Touch? Esther Williams is making a comeback (finally!) in a sequel to that 1949 MGM hit, Neptune's Daughter. Working title: Million Dollar Mer-crone. (I know, not my best material...)
But enough silliness; let's get back to sewing.
When I got home I was so excited to see that this had arrived at long last and it's very attractive:
Can't wait to get started on the Burda A-line dress. And then the suit; I haven't forgotten the suit.
My friend Johanna recommended this book to me and I finally read it on my vacation:
It's a collection of essays about one man's discovery of the joys of sewing one's own clothes with vintage sewing machines, interspersed with thoughts about Peak Oil, reducing one's carbon footprint, and the consequences of outsourcing jobs to low-wage countries -- all my favorite topics! A great read and very thought provoking. Author is John-Paul Flintoff, btw, a British journalist.
What else?
Readers, it rained for the first four days of our vacation. And I know this is going to sound perverse, but I think I actually preferred it. I'm not much of a fun-in-the-sun type, despite rumors to the contrary. I hate slathering my skin with sunscreen, traipsing out to the beach and baking in the heat, or sipping daiquiris out of cheap plastic cups poolside to the throb of Nineties house music.
I much prefer a long run on a cool, overcast morning and then reading, listening to music, and cooking.
I hope that doesn't sound insensitive to those who never got to sip a daiquiri this summer. It just gives you a headache.
More vacation pics here:
In closing, readers, it's so nice to be surrounded by my sewing machines and sewists once again!
Many of you have written to say that you chose five things from among my eleven recommendations and completed your assignment. Others seem to have cheated a bit, settling on one or two of the easier ones and calling it a day.
As for the rest of you...I hope you're taking this Pass/Fail is all I can say.
Seriously, what have you been up to all week? Did it rain where you live for days and days?
What have I missed in the blogosphere, if anything? Give me all the gossip!
Have a great Sunday, everybody!
Friday, 27 August 2010
The Palace: Like Stuff It, White People, Chapter 10
Thursday, 26 August 2010
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
Mystery TV Themes: THE BARON (1966)
Spotlighting the great opening themes from mystery/crime TV shows ...
British series The Baron (ATV/ABC, 1966-67) starred American Steve Forrest as John Mannering, an international art and antiques dealer tracking stolen treasures. Although inspired by the novels by John Creasey (written under the pen name Anthony Morton), the print version of the Mannering character -- a reformed jewel thief who was British and married -- became a straight-arrow bachelor from Texas who worked for British Intelligence.
The striking theme was created by British composer Edwin Astley (1922-1998), also credited with the themes for The Saint and the original British theme(s) for Danger Man.
The Baron Opening Theme from 1966
The Baron - Trailer
More Opening Titles:
Mystery TV Themes: THE SAINT
Opening Theme: THE PERSUADERS
TV Themes: THE AVENGERS w/ THE NEW AVENGERS
Opening Theme: THE PROFESSIONALS
Opening Theme: HAMISH MACBETH
Opening Theme: IT TAKES A THIEF
Mystery TV Themes: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
TV Themes: CHECKMATE
Mystery TV Themes: GET SMART
Crime TV Themes: S.W.A.T.
British series The Baron (ATV/ABC, 1966-67) starred American Steve Forrest as John Mannering, an international art and antiques dealer tracking stolen treasures. Although inspired by the novels by John Creasey (written under the pen name Anthony Morton), the print version of the Mannering character -- a reformed jewel thief who was British and married -- became a straight-arrow bachelor from Texas who worked for British Intelligence.
The striking theme was created by British composer Edwin Astley (1922-1998), also credited with the themes for The Saint and the original British theme(s) for Danger Man.
The Baron Opening Theme from 1966
The Baron - Trailer
More Opening Titles:
Mystery TV Themes: THE SAINT
Opening Theme: THE PERSUADERS
TV Themes: THE AVENGERS w/ THE NEW AVENGERS
Opening Theme: THE PROFESSIONALS
Opening Theme: HAMISH MACBETH
Opening Theme: IT TAKES A THIEF
Mystery TV Themes: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
TV Themes: CHECKMATE
Mystery TV Themes: GET SMART
Crime TV Themes: S.W.A.T.
Tuesday, 24 August 2010
Monday, 23 August 2010
Friday, 20 August 2010
Scott Pilgrim's precious little logo
(Photo source: "The 30 Best IRL Ramona Flowers") |
It's unfortunate because Scott Pilgrim, a perfect marriage of source material and director, is in no way a two-hour piece of fecal matter like most of those other flops, due to Wright's respect for--and enhancement of--Bryan Lee O'Malley's material and inventive gags like what has to be the most amusing cover of the Universal logo music to ever open a Universal picture.
O'Malley's creation is partly influenced by 8-bit video games, so legendary Radiohead producer Nigel Godrich redid Jerry Goldsmith's Universal fanfare in 8-bit form. It accompanies an NES-style version of the Universal globe that's as charmingly pixelly as all those title screen graphics that would open NES games I used to play as a kid. The enthusiastic audience that was treated to an advance Scott Pilgrim screening at Comic-Con went so wild over this opening gag that a Wired blogger couldn't even hear the drowned-out 8-bit logo music and wondered in his post if the opening piece was the Legend of Zelda theme. The redone fanfare also opens Godrich's digital-only Scott Pilgrim score album.
Another studio logo music parody I like is the J.B.'s-style cover of the 20th Century Fox fanfare at the start of White Men Can't Jump (one of many instances where a Fox release spoofed the fanfare--another example was Alien³). Alfred Newman never sounded so funky.
My Vacation, YOUR ASSIGNMENT
Rebecca!
I'm sure we all remember Rebecca's winning entry, the concise-yet-powerful couplet:
I must confess,
I need that dress!
No one need worry about the state of contemporary poetry after scanning yesterday's submissions! Thanks again for taking the time and don't wait for the next pattern giveaway to give voice to your poetic selves.
(Rebecca, please send me your mailing address at peterlappinnyc at gmail dot com by 2 pm EST and I'll get this in the mail today; otherwise, upon my return.)
This will be my last entry till Sunday, August 29 as I'll be on a wacky and wild -- but wholesome -- beach vacation with Frankie, Annette, Troy, Sandra, and the gang.
Here's what I'd like YOU to do in my absence:
ASSIGNMENT
Please pick at least five items from the following list. You can choose more if you wish but you won't receive any extra credit or anything; the reward will be your own.
1. Buy yourself a vintage dress pattern. Etsy's a great place to start.
2. Watch any Ingrid Bergman film with a one-word title; I recommend Notorious. Spellbound, or Gaslight.
3. Rediscover the joys of Deanna Durbin -- alive and kicking and apparently planning a comeback opposite Mickey Rooney! You can start here.
4. Read a book about memes. You can start with Virus of the Mind: The New Science of the Meme by Richard Brodie. Place it on reserve in the library or purchase a used copy on Amazon; interesting stuff.
5. Oil your mechanical sewing machines and clean the fuzz out from beneath the needle plate.
6. Go through your closet and pick three things you never wear and are just taking up space. Give them away.
7. Try this excellent beauty tip from Cathy: start with a 10-minute firming egg white facial mask (a little bit goes a long way and you can eat what's left for lunch), and follow it with a ripe avocado moisturizing mask (ditto).
8. Eat something green at least once a day -- lime Jello doesn't count. Try something new like kale or chard: steam them and serve with a little extra virgin olive oil and lemon.
9. Treat yourself to some new underwear for heaven's sake.
10. Go someplace you've been wanting to go but haven't made the time. What are you waiting for?
BONUS TASK!
11. That sewing project that you started that's been hanging over your head for weeks and fills you with despair every time you think about it -- DUMP IT AND MOVE ON.
That's it kids; hopefully your assignment will keep you busy until my return. I'll have access to my email of course and can read any comments you leave on old entries. Don't forget the MPB Archives; remember when Cathy gave me a makeover?
Have a wonderful week, everybody, stay out of trouble, and happy sewing!
P.S. If you haven't signed on as a Follower, now's the time -- it's nearly Sweeps week.
The Palace: Like Stuff It, White People, Chapter 5
Previously on The Palace: Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke the bitch who told him to appear in Crossover?
The Palace: Like Stuff It, White People resumes Monday, August 23 and concludes Friday, August 27 here at afistfulofsoundtracks.blogspot.com.
The Palace: Like Stuff It, White People resumes Monday, August 23 and concludes Friday, August 27 here at afistfulofsoundtracks.blogspot.com.
Thursday, 19 August 2010
1960 MAD MEN Wiggle Dress Pattern GIVEAWAY!
Good morning, all!
As you can probably guess after Wednesday's pre-dawn post, I spent most of yesterday in bed trying to catch up on my sleep. I am happy to report that, not only do I feel rested and refreshed, I also look ten years younger.
Michael made the most refreshing summer drink with dinner, which helped. Here's the recipe:
MICHAEL'S SUNNY SUMMER QUENCHER
To a (room temperature or cool but not iced) half-gallon-sized pitcher of filtered water add:
- Several stems of basil (leaves and, in this case, basil flowers)
- Several stems of mint leaves
- One yellow cucumber, sliced thin (green will do, peel if not organic)
Refreshing and so invigorating!
But let's get back to sewing...
Friends, as you've pored over Cathy's photo shoots featuring the styles of so many different eras, you may have noticed that the period conspicuously absent is the late Fifties-early Sixties, currently known as the MAD MEN era.
I do not own a television set, so all I know about MAD MEN is what I read on the sewing blogs, increasingly my sole source of information, period. I know it has something to do with wiggle skirts, advertising, and Brylcream.
As far as women's fashion goes, I'm not fond of this era. Of course, this was the height of the Doris Day sex comedy, and Doris was undoubtedly fetching in those cinched-waist, wiggly-skirted sheath dresses.
They just look so uncomfortable to me and Cathy -- who refuses to cinch -- isn't fond of them either. Or the hair, or the shoes...
Anyway, my loss is your gain.
I think it was reader Kelly who sent me this pristine, 32" bust, McCall's classic wiggle dress pattern from 1960 and I believe I received Kelly's permission to give it away. If it wasn't Kelly and and if I don't have permission to give it away, well, you never should have sent it to me in the first place.
(Click on photos to supersize.)
Your pattern is complete and in excellent condition. It has been sniffed by dogs but that's the extent of it. Again: It's a vintage Size 12 or a 32" bust.
To vote, please leave a comment below. However, this comment MUST rhyme. It can be as simple as:
In that pattern
I'd look like a slattern.
or
Girls in wiggle dresses
Rarely are successes.
Those are my rhymes; you'll you have to come up with your own. A simple couplet is sufficient. Sonnets are welcome but won't earn you extra points.
NO HAIKUS PLEASE!
Deadline is Friday, 6 a.m. EST. I will announce the winner (chosen at random) on Friday morning. I'll need your mailing address ASAP as I'm leaving town on Saturday, or else you'll have to wait a week. Sounds fair, right?
I'm opening this up to my readers all over the globe, so Aussies and Kiwis, rev your engines.
Have a great day everybody. Get out your rhyming dictionaries!
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